He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
