Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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