Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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