Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My bed smells like the plague
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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