guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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