Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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