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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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