Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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