butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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