i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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