Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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