Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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