i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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