I want to walk on stilts...naked
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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