Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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