Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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