this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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