i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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