Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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