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I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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