So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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