Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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