my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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