the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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