I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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