i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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