i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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