Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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