I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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