i don't like sucking hair
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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