mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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