Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
