have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Randomize
