he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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