butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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