god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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