girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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