im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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