Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
