But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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