I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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