He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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