What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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