I can text with my tongue
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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