Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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