Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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