He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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