whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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