garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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