I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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