so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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