Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
is that a dick in a sweater?
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