Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize