Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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