On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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