i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why didn't you poke me back
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
