It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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