He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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